Aaron Carter: Schizomorphosis

Spreading out gently the pages of “The Village Voice” today I saw that Aaron Carter is gonna have a show. January 21. Gramercy Theater.

A fascinating question appeared in my mind – what kind of music is he making now (or someone is making for him) and how old-the fuck-is-he.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbX43ETgHTk&w=420&h=315]

Do you  remember the little blonde kid? I had a notebook with him in Second grade.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYASWeyURMk&w=420&h=315]

(Question with a secret and very special award: Is this Nick from Backstreet Boys in the beginning of the video? And wasn’t he his brother?!)

Damn’, Aaron is only 7 years old here. And he is definately the Nightingale of Underage Love (NUL).

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXj5i5YjPgk&w=420&h=315]

I had to check how is Aaron Carter doing nowadays.

Strange and unexpectable the cyber avenues are. They took me to this video where Aaron Carter gives his telephone number to the fans. I’m gonna call him tomorrow and post what were the results. Now I had to investigate more. You know what I mean.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPRQI3sZZFg&w=420&h=315]

In the next video that I found Aaron Carter sounds totally fucked up and schizo! Aaron Carter, WTF?! And why I find videos after 2001, only how he’s giving interviews and not even one song… What will he sing on the January concert? His 15 years old stuff?!

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JNT8_57IjE&w=560&h=315]

Next trace that I found was an interview in which he says that he’s gonna turn to hip-hop/dance music. The blonde Ne-Yo. Also girls, did you heard that. He’s single.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2474n6wdkk&w=420&h=315]

And definately he should reduce the drugs. Or change the dealer. Tough pop, child star life… uff..

But this is not the end! I found a MTV Cribs show for his 13 bedroom 15 bathroom house complex. The episode was shooted when he was only 15. So he is born 1987… (three years after me, we would be the perfect couple <3 haha)… that makes… 2012… And I’m pretty sure that he already started doing drugs…

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHbMdTW-bc&w=420&h=315]

Actually he claimed in another outrageous statement that Michael Jackson gave him wine and cocaine when he was 15. Yes, Aaron made this confession two years after Jacko’s death. Link. 

I was dazed and confused. Aaron Carter. What, what the fuck?! I think I like him even more than Lindsay Lohan. He is so much more underrated!

However, if someone wants to buy tickets for his close-to-be-sold out show in Gramercy Theater here is a link

They’re (only?) 32 bucks.